I need serious weed

I also need, in no particular order:

Stevens (I have him, he's sitting right here)

my first book manuscript to get published

for someone else to grade these Raisin in the Sun tests

for someone else to grade these vocab quizzes

8 hours of sleep

green foods that are not high school cafeteria jello

vitamins

skin that is not both acned and wrinkled

long, dense, apocalyptic novels (I don't know either)

Plath (I have her too)

for Alex to please please turn in his Jane Eyre paper it's over three weeks late and I don't want to call your mom again she's psycho

did I mention sleep

for my sister's baby to be born after this job ends

a bathing suit

for my hips to not be rotated tomorrow at my PT appointment 

martinis (can i have a gift certificate for this somehow?)

to fast forward the next two weeks

health insurance

an eye doctor appointment

someone to do my taxes

a dog walker

a permanent job

detachment

bodhichitta (I have it I just need to unbury it)

The healer is paid off as of today.  In two weeks I will no longer have income.  A job is hurtling it's way toward me right now.  It should be here any minute.

I'm tired.  And just the tiniest bit drunk.